Monday, July 28, 2008
6:35:00 pmi happen to read yingying's blog and one of her post was amusing, and it too reminds me of a chain e-mail people used to send me.
it goes like this....
1)
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage.... Simply read from bottom to top.
2)
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
3)
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
4)
Teacher : 'What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?'
Pupil : 'A teacher'.
5)
Teacher : 'Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?'
Student : 'Brotherly love'.
hahaha. have fun reading! :D. especially you my friend,siti, you should read these.
*there's something wrong with the blog's vocab. i wrote "hahaha" and when a spelling check is done, it came out to be "chihwahwa". -.- ridiculous!
i am..
MICHELLEsomehow ppl does not feel my presence or deem that i exist. am i that invisble or useless?
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